Office kampong move
Come next week monday, I will be having a new office kampong.Am I looking forward to it? Hell NO! Why you might ask? These are the facts;
1. I am seated at a place where my boss has perfect view of my back (and I can't see her at all)
2. My neighbour is an infamously known tough cookie - whenever someone ask me who is my neighbour, this is their response:" ohh yes liquidicemouse, you are right, no one is going to dare go to your desk anymore!"
3. I am seated with people who are at management level, I am the smallest 'fry' there
4. Apparently the biggest bossie (not my boss) is a neat freak, thus he is absolutely not fond of people who have messy table or have alot of stuff on their desk
5. I no longer able to enjoy natural lighting, only artifical. (ok ok this reasoning is crap, not that I ever had a window seat anyway)
p/s: the partition for each desk is close to non-existent, as an estimate, the height of the partition is only height of a mug?!? imagine, I can't even yawn openly without people noticing, least to even consider digging my nose!
I guess what "upset" me the most is the fact that I can't be myself or be noisy alittle which at my current place I can do so to a certain extent. I feel that because of my personality or my little craziness, I am able to 'break' the ice with colleagues faster compared to others. Breaking ice with people does take time and effort and I see this just going down the drain. Plus, to be in a noisier or lively environment sure beat a boring one isn't it?
Oh what the hell, I will make the best out of the situation!


3 Comments:
According to the Xiao ancenstral book of Feng Shui, your position is considered a prime one which will bring prosperity and eh herm, LOVE:
1)Back facing towards boss indicates that you have a stong 'kao san' to ward away all unnecessary evil
2) Seated next to office's Ms/Mr Unpopular is a winning complimentary to your 'kao san'. As you know, every magnificent mountain has a crouching tiger and a hidden dragon.
3) The low panel of your cubicle allows for flow of the strong "sa qi" emiited by your "kao san" and the "crouching tiger".This leaves you the opportunity to emanate your individuality and strikes the balance of yin and yang.
4)The overall analysis is that in the prime position that you have been allocated, it will bring you substantial stature. However, you need to over come your struggle and come to terms with the position. Afterwhich all luck and love will flow openly.
The Xiao ancestral book of Feng Shui suggests that you can further improve your position by placing a small mirror on the monitor. This will reflect any ill intention of your 'kao san' to the third dimension, averting unncessary disaters.
11:21 AM
kudos to you tripwire.. this is probably the best feng shui analysis I hv every hear!
Anyhow, I hear crouching tiger wish to change seat as it is rather distracting for crouching tiger to be near meeting room...kekeke but hey I have resign myself to fate or rather after reading tripwire feng shui bit..it sound fanastic! maybe I am just scare for nothing, crouching tiger is quite nice to me actually but guess being your neighbour is another story ya. will tell you what happens on monday.
10:01 PM
Yup, hear from you. Remember to deploy the advice of the little mirror. It saves lives.
9:28 AM
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